Razor Here: Rantings Of A Silly Old Man by Ron DonaldsonRazor Here: Rantings Of A Silly Old Man by Ron Donaldson

Razor Here: Rantings Of A Silly Old Man

byRon Donaldson

Paperback | February 14, 2011

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At one time, Razor was a strapping, athletic, and active young man. Now, many years later, he has finally come to the realization that getting older really pisses him off. Now pear-shaped, slow, and forgetful, Razor is convinced he is not a pretty sight. Worse yet, Squatty Body-his lovely, strong-willed wife-is a real pain in his butt.In his first collection of humorous anecdotes and satirical commentary, based on real-life situations and current issues, retired teacher and avid storyteller R. D. Donaldson shares a delightful compilation of musings both hilarious and contemplative that highlight the adventures of Razor and Squatty Body-two characters loosely based on Donaldson and his own wife. Razor was born on the golf course and will do anything to win his opponents' quarters-including verbally slashing the enemy. Squatty Body is a deficient chef who has burned boiling water, screwed up buttered toast, and killed the neighbor's dog with her less-than-desirable cooking. Is the whole world going crazy? After all is said and done, Razor may just prove to everyone that he is the only sane one left standing in the midst of a bunch of nuts.
Title:Razor Here: Rantings Of A Silly Old ManFormat:PaperbackDimensions:176 pages, 9 × 6 × 0.41 inPublished:February 14, 2011Publisher:AuthorhouseLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1426953739

ISBN - 13:9781426953736

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