Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way To Monogamy

by Ophira Eisenberg

Seal Press | March 26, 2013 | Trade Paperback

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Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything-and everyone-and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment. Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn't fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she'd constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate. From her first kiss to saying "I do," Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the "real thing"-one promiscuous encounter at a time.

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 288 pages, 8.25 × 5.5 × 0.77 in

Published: March 26, 2013

Publisher: Seal Press

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 1580054390

ISBN - 13: 9781580054393

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Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way To Monogamy

Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way To Monogamy

by Ophira Eisenberg

Format: Trade Paperback

Dimensions: 288 pages, 8.25 × 5.5 × 0.77 in

Published: March 26, 2013

Publisher: Seal Press

Language: English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10: 1580054390

ISBN - 13: 9781580054393

About the Book

"Screw Everyone" is comedienne Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything--and everyone--and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment.

From the Publisher

Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything-and everyone-and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment. Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn't fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she'd constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate. From her first kiss to saying "I do," Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the "real thing"-one promiscuous encounter at a time.

About the Author

Ophira Eisenberg is a stand-up comedian, writer, and host of NPR's new weekly trivia show, Ask Me Another. She has appeared on Comedy Central, VH-1, E!, and TV Guide Network. She is also a regular host and storyteller with The Moth. Ophira was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, and currently lives in Brooklyn, NY, with her husband, Jonathan, and their adopted Boston Terrier, a former show dog named The International Delight Mocha. Visit her website at OphiraEisenberg.com.