Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide by JA Kahn

Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's Guide

byJA Kahn

Kobo ebook | August 12, 2016

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Which of the following is a vampire: Trump, Clinton, May, or Macron?

Don't know?
Then sink your teeth into 'Self Defense Against Vampires' and unearth the sordid truth!

Described as the definitive textbook for those at risk of vampirification, this book has quickly established itself as the core reference guide at hundreds of schools, colleges, and universities worldwide. Reputed to have saved tens of thousands of lives already and prevented innumerable unholy matrimonies betwixt gullible lovestruck teens and the rotting undead, it is unmatched in its class by any other vampire text.

Here are comments from some readers:

"This is a must-read book for all parents and teachers who need to learn how to identify the earliest signs of vampire-infatuation in teenagers under their care, and of course, when to interfere accordingly." Parents' and Teachers' Association of Carpathian Schools

"Rude, chauvinistic, and full on in your face, there is no finer vampire defense manual out there." Dr Aammton Alias - author

"We're ashamed to admit our darling son Sanjay had fallen in love with Priyanka Chopra. Well, actually it was a vampiress impersonating her. He was convinced she was the real deal and she wanted to marry him. He even believed she wanted him to co-star with her in her next Bollywood blockbuster. Our friends and relatives shunned us because of the dishonor; we were the laughing stock of the community.

"We tried everything to break her spell over him, from talking to him, slapping him mercilessly hard across the face numerous times, and locking him in his room for days on end without food and water. We even took him to see swamis and forced him to eat the hottest and spiciest curries available, but nothing worked.

"Then we found your book and followed your instructions. The very next morning Sanjay was his normal self again. He saw the vampiress for the hideous creature she truly was. He has changed so much he now wants us to find him a girl and get him an arranged marriage. It is a dream come true for us. We got our Sanjay back all because of you. Thank you so much Sir, thank you." Ravi & Seema Patel, Mumbai, India

Title:Self Defense Against Vampires: The Official Vampire Slayer's GuideFormat:Kobo ebookPublished:August 12, 2016Publisher:Geko Maran Publishing LtdLanguage:English

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ISBN:9990052066820

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