So I Might Be a Vampire by Rodney V. SmithSo I Might Be a Vampire by Rodney V. Smith

So I Might Be a Vampire

byRodney V. SmithEditorNikki Barran

Paperback | February 13, 2018

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Nobody expects to get turned into a vampire,  especially a guy like Bob.

Everybody hopes that if they somehow get transformed into a vampire, they will instantly become some kind of superhero vampire out of the movies.  Bad news guys: not gonna happen. More likely than not, you're gonna be one of the poor clueless bastards hanging out on Thursday nights with Bob in his vampire support group. 

You may think you know what being a vampire is supposed to be like, but Bob is here to set you straight. He’s made it his personal mission to get answers about the reality of being a vampire. He’s been shot, stabbed, thrown off rooftops, survived bad coffee and endured crippling boredom - all in the name of answering the eternal question of what it means to be a vampire.

 

 

Rodney V. Smith has been writing stories from the time he could hold a pencil. Born in Barbados, he has written short stories, screenplays and webseries. He is one of the founding members of the Independent Web series Creators of Canada (IWCC) and has written and produced several webseries including the critically acclaimed "Dominio...
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Title:So I Might Be a VampireFormat:PaperbackDimensions:384 pages, 7 × 4.25 × 0.79 inPublished:February 13, 2018Publisher:Lost Bajan PublishingLanguage:English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10:1775007278

ISBN - 13:9781775007272

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Table of Contents

Contents

PROLOGUE    1

BOB THE VAMPIRE    9

THINGS THEY DON’T TELL YOU    19

TRUE LOVE HURTS    35

VAMPIRES ARE PEOPLE TOO    47

MISSED CONNECTIONS    57

FRIENDS OF VLAD    65

THE DANCE MACABRE    87

VERY BAD THINGS    101

THE PROBLEM WITH VAMPIRES    123

FIVE DAYS    141

DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS    173

THE JOKER AND THE THIEF    195

DANCING IN THE DARK    219

AFTER THE AFTERLIFE    239

MY OWN WORST ENEMY    263

GOING ROGUE    291

CONFESSION TIME    299

THE TRUTH    301

DAYS LIKE THESE    311

STORMING THE CASTLE    327

A THOUSAND DEATHS    343

EPILOGUE    359

AFTERWORD    369

 

 

Editorial Reviews

"The writing is crisp, clean and witty. Wonderful characters tumble forth in profusion, written in a style of world-weary self-consciousness that has the author talking directly to the reader and coming clean on the nuts-and-bolts of the writing process: stretches, exaggerations and downright lies. It’s all very alluring." Gordon A. Long****"With mishap, adventure and a trail of blood around every corner, So I Might Be A Vampire is fun, brutally real, and it's a ride on the fangster train I didn't ever want to end. Thank goodness there's a sequel! Five blood-drenched stars for this seriously funny, cool as f*ck, vamp-fest!" - Lindsey Clarke - Author of the Whitechapel series*****"This is different. It’s quirky, witty and a hell of a lot of fun. You might need to let go of all previous ideas of what a vampire is, all those notions from previous books and movies." - 2shay (From the blog, Chezshayonline)****"Sit back and get ready to laugh out loud as Rodney V. Smith gives us a reality check on being a vampire! Witty, raw, gritty and earthy, this raucous tale is completely entertaining from start to finish! Mr. Smith has comedic timing and attitude down pat in this fast-reading tale! ...I highly recommend reading SO I MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE just for the fun of it, or maybe, because if you don't know, (like Bob) this could save you a lot of pain (unlike Bob)." - Dianne - Reviewer at TomeTender. - Full Review on TomeTenderFull Review on TomeTender*****