HUGE POSTER OF SOUTH PARK- With this 33" x 11" poster, you'll easily find all key locations, collectibles, and friends throughout the land. Basically, know where all the cool stuff is. Seriously.
BECOME…COOL- You have 0 friends…not anymore. We'll be your friend, teach you how to be cool and gain more friends. Don't be a loser.
FRIENDS WITH ENEMIES- Know everything you need to crush crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies, and other forces of evil. You must defeat evil.
GOOD TIMES WITH WEAPONS- Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor. If Jesus carries a weapon, you should too.