Swine Not?: A Novel Pig Tale

Paperback | May 12, 2009

byJimmy BuffettIllustratorHelen Bransford

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When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo,<_st13a_state _w3a_st="on">Tennessee,to<_st13a_city _w3a_st="on"><_st13a_place _w3a_st="on">New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff--especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast--becomes imperative.

Can a talented, sensitive pig survive the claustrophobic, neurotic stresses of life in the Big Apple? Can the McBride twins keep their precious pet from becoming the chef's favorite entree? Get ready for a wonderful ride as master storyteller Jimmy Buffett takes readers on a brilliantly funny romp through<_st13a_city _w3a_st="on"><_st13a_place _w3a_st="on">Manhattanand beyond. From spoiled rock stars to highly caffeinated football coaches, Buffett's satirical view of American culture never ceases to bite and delight.

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When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo,Tennessee,toNew York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff--especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef,...

Jimmy Buffett is the author of the national bestsellerA Salty Piece of Landas well asA Pirate Looks at Fifty,Tales from Margaritaville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the bestsellingWhere Is Joe Merchant?. Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record co...

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Format:PaperbackDimensions:256 pages, 8.25 × 5.38 × 0.62 inPublished:May 12, 2009Publisher:Little, Brown And CompanyLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:0316114057

ISBN - 13:9780316114059

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