The Alchemists Of Vra by Thomas Corfield

The Alchemists Of Vra

byThomas Corfield

Kobo ebook | January 25, 2016

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In which the world’s governments are threatened by a fanatical cat with a unhealthy interest in cushions and full-length dress mirrors.

“’I wish to see what this world has in its deepest darkest rooms!’ cried Vaasi-Vee, head feature writer for Collars Monthly, a very successful fashion magazine with particular emphasis on collars. ‘Its violence of spirit and its sordid games of greed! I wish to see mischief and treachery, sorcery and betrayal! I want to flail through oceans that have drowned and deserts that have seared, and flee from hideous foes before turning to fight with courage I never thought imaginable!’

Then she met Oscar. Which was fortunate, as he tends to do quite a bit of that sort of thing.”

When Oscar stumbles across an arrogant bard named the Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, he unearths a plot to plunge the world into darkness. After some begging, a lot of snow and an industrial-sized vat of soup, the three animals argue all the way to the infamous land of Vra to do something about it.

They did not, however, anticipate having to fight invisible Rottweilers, smash kitchens to pieces, lick frozen cars or fund taxi drivers’ sisters' eye operations. Although, for Oscar Teabag-Dooven, such things are not unusual.

Except, perhaps, the bit about licking cars.

“Corfield keeps you guessing until the end, and then for some time afterwards.” - Nathan Fueruer, Uninsurable.

“These books are like a bad meal: in poor taste and unfinished.” - Oleg Vanastanovitski, Russian Mafia Hitman (unconvicted).

“Judging by their stupidity, these books are clearly written from experience.” - Christian Lauder, Aspiring Capricorn.

Title:The Alchemists Of VraFormat:Kobo ebookPublished:January 25, 2016Publisher:Thomas CorfieldLanguage:English

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