The Awesome, Almost 100% True Adventures of Matt & Craz
IF MATT WAS A BETTER CARTOONIST AND CRAZ hadn’t been dropped on his head as a baby, the gym wouldn’t be a gigantic beehive. The student council would still be populated by humans. And a horde of pirates wouldn’t be sword-fighting with Mrs. Bentz, a decent enough lady, but a terrible English teacher.
Unfortunately, Matt’s no Picasso and Craz can’t stop making stuff up, which is why they’re both hiding inside a locker, desperately trying to come up with a plan to get Kilgore Junior High back to normal.
On the plus side—they don’t have to hand in their English assignments.