The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove by Christopher MooreThe Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove by Christopher Moore

The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove

byChristopher Moore

Paperback | May 25, 2004

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The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally—well, to be accurate, artificially—business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks. Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, and a beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, if anything, to do about it.

Christopher Moore is the author of fourteen previous novels, includingLamb,The Stupidest Angel,Fool,Sacré Bleu,A Dirty Job, andThe Serpent of Venice. He lives in San Francisco, California.
Title:The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy CoveFormat:PaperbackDimensions:320 pages, 8 × 5.31 × 0.72 inPublished:May 25, 2004Publisher:HarperCollinsLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:0060735457

ISBN - 13:9780060735456

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from hysterical My favorite of christopher moore's books! I've read it over and over
Date published: 2016-12-14
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Quirky Most of the residents of Pine Cove are on anti-depressants, as prescribed by the local psychiatrist Dr. Val Riordan. But when one of her patients allegedly commits suicide, Dr. Val thinks that maybe it's a better idea for none of her patients to be on medicine and forces them to take placebos. But a sudden, very weird, event causes a few people to go missing and seems to cause the entire city to become horny. The event turns out to be a giant sea-dragon coming out of the sea to seek revenge on a man that killed one of his family members. Typical to all Christopher Moore books, this quirky tale is completely off the wall but still incredibly entertaining. I found that there were a bit too many characters to keep track of in this novel. I don't think Mavis, the bar owner, was a necessary character and things could have been cut out to reduce the confusion to the reader. There's usually a laugh-out-loud point of all Moore books but I didn't find that with this book.
Date published: 2012-05-09
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Truly bizarre When one of psychiatrist's Dr. Val Riordan patients commits suicide, she decides to switch everyone on anti-depressants to placebos and do more talk therapy than drug therapy. This increases business in the local bar and the bar owner brings in a blues singer. This blues singer happened to have killed some sea monster's family and Steve the monster in question comes calling looking for the blues singer and food and sex. This is a bizarre horror story. A horror story that is quirky and funny. Typical Christopher Moore with Pardon Me moments and just plain silliness, I found it to be very entertaining and off the wall funny
Date published: 2012-02-11
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Couldn't put it down! This is my second favourite Moore novel, absolutely hilarious from start to finish. I love it when he includes animals in the narrative. Before I started reading it, I thought the plot sounded a little stupid, yet he manages to have a story that involves a sea monster, and can write it so that you are not sitting there thinking that it's ridiculous or far fetched. The way he writes creates these amazing and hilarious visuals that not many other authors can achieve. Non-stop fun on every single page, a must read for sure!!
Date published: 2009-03-30
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Hilarious Oh, how does one begin to summarize the plot of a Christopher Moore book. This time let us not even try but instead let's take a glimpse into the characters in this novel. First and foremost, we have Steve, sea monster, who has recently woken from a long sleep and has come ashore in Pine Cove. Steve has an unusual way of catching prey, he sends off pheromones that make any nearby mammals "horny" and they seek him out. This plays particular havoc on Pine Cove's population as the local shrink, Valerie, has just decided to take all her patients off antidepressants (about 1/3 of the population) and try talking to her patients instead of just medicating them. Then there is local constable Theophilus Crowe, a pothead, who had been given the job to keep Pine Cone off the local sherrif's hands, as he is too busy working his meth empire to bother with policing sleepy Pine Cove. By no means the last and certainly not the least, there is Molly Michon, aging warrior actress in Italian movies who dresses daily in her Warrior Queen outfit and works out with her broadsword, but known to the locals as "the crazy lady". A hilarious romp, this somewhat of a sequel to the first Pine Cove book, Practical Demonkeeping, and is by far a better read. Hilarious, far-fetched, un-politically correct and a down right page-turner. I really enjoyed this. Moore is not for everyone but if you like your humour a little over the top and don't mind some well-placed vulgarity you'll enjoy this ride with the citizens of Pine Cove.
Date published: 2009-03-03
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Laughs by the Sea What happens when an ancient creature from the deep ocean awakes ... and at the same time the local psychiatrist moves everyone onto placebos? A laugh a minute, that's what!
Date published: 2008-01-29

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