The Misanthrope's Guide To Life: (Go Away!) by Meghan RowlandThe Misanthrope's Guide To Life: (Go Away!) by Meghan Rowland

The Misanthrope's Guide To Life: (Go Away!)

byMeghan Rowland

Paperback | February 6, 2014

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Misanthrope, n.:
1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner;
2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with "D-. Passing, but not college material";
3.) A Realist

From The Misanthrope's Guide to Life

In this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home. You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to:

  • Conduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door
  • Take a "French leave" in order to eat alone at work
  • Get ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game
  • Get back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of "Cat's in the Cradle"
  • End a conversation by "Gwynething" (also known as playing the "I'm delightfully foreign" act) someone to death

    This is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.

Meghan Rowland, a group-therapy dropout, was the only girl in kindergarten with a John Larroquette lunchbox. Chris Turner-Neal, an only child, is a graduate of James B. Bonham Middle School, where he received an F in participation. Together, they write the award-winning comedy blog 2birds1blog.com, a collection of crass musings, invest...
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Title:The Misanthrope's Guide To Life: (Go Away!)Format:PaperbackDimensions:224 pages, 8 × 5.5 × 0.5 inPublished:February 6, 2014Publisher:Adams Media CorporationLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1440525080

ISBN - 13:9781440525087

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