Tours gone wild! A cruise ship's shore excursion goes horribly wrong when a sticky-fingered British matron encounters a rambunctious monkey in the wilds of Panama. Throw in some ugly American tourists and you have a tour host's worst nightmare. This short, from the best-selling author of the Cruise Confidential series, is a perfect addition to his award-winning blend of humor, education, and outrageous (but all too true!) life.