The Presidential Dickerbook: Extended Edition by Patrick BakerThe Presidential Dickerbook: Extended Edition by Patrick Baker

The Presidential Dickerbook: Extended Edition

byPatrick BakerIllustratorElan' Trinidad

Paperback | January 17, 2017

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The Presidential Dickerbook is the only adult stickerbook revealing the biggest boners and dick moves of every president, from George Washington to Donald Trump! Inside youâ?Tll find 45 cartoon dick stickers, one for each president. Can you match the penis with the POTUS? James K. Polk provoked war with Mexico. He gets a cannon dick. Bill Clinton â?oplayed aroundâ? with a White House intern. He gets a saxophone-playing dick. James Garfield feuded with Senator Conkling. His dick looks like Garfield the cat, because duh. So stick it to the presidents, itâ?Ts your patriotic duty!
Title:The Presidential Dickerbook: Extended EditionFormat:PaperbackDimensions:56 pages, 8.5 × 5.5 × 1 inPublished:January 17, 2017Publisher:Devastator PressLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1942099258

ISBN - 13:9781942099253

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Read from the Book

GEORGE WASHINGTON -- 1st President -- I cannot tell a lie: George Washington was an asshole -- In Office: 1789-1797 -- Party Affiliation: None -- BIGGEST DICK MOVE: WHISKEY DICK -- The U.S. was in debt, and Alexander Hamilton suggested a tax on whiskey. The tax would dick over Appalachian farmers who made the whiskey. Washington went into the woods to see just how much the farmers would hate the idea. When he arrived, Appalachian officials told him they would explain the tax to the people for the president. Washington thought this was a good idea, because he was an idiot. The farmers were, of course, furious. They raised a 7,000 man rebellion. Not one to lose a dick-measuring contest, Washington raised a 13,000 man army to put down his own people.

Editorial Reviews

"...A satirical examination of the most egregious actions of our all-too-flawed commanders in chief." -- Roll Call