The Wind Up Merchant by brett ellis

The Wind Up Merchant

bybrett ellis

Kobo ebook | March 31, 2013

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Brett Ellis is a modern day cage rattler. Through the medium of e-mail wind up's, Brett aka 'Pat 'pi**taker' Keriss, vents spleen on companies, celebrities and individuals alike. Acting the fool and consistently clutching the wrong end of the stick, Brett oozes humour from every pore, extracting some angry and stupid responses from organisations as diverse as Tesco, Boots and Kotex. A unique and controversial book that regularly crosses the boundary of good taste. The wind up merchant leaves poor pretenders such as 'the timewasters letters' in its wake. You will laugh, cry and spit your coffee at the madcap enquiries and complaints emanating from the non gender specific creation that is 'Pat Keriss'. E-mails range from the accidental rubbing of deep heat into inappropriate places to Gary Glitter's attempts to join a private members club. At every juncture you will be willing Pat on, in the quest to irritate, annoy, disgust and amuse in equal measure. Councils, football clubs, music magazines, stamp collectors, Government departments and even dog grooming parlours all face Pat's ire. Some with good humour....many without....

Title:The Wind Up MerchantFormat:Kobo ebookPublished:March 31, 2013Publisher:brett ellisLanguage:English

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Rated 5 out of 5 by from FUNNY!! Very funny ! British humour at it's best!
Date published: 2014-06-10