Pirate Blunderbeard is a truly utterly rubbish pirate – so how can he win the pirate of the year award…? Pirate Blunderbeard – is the most calamitous young pirate ever to set sail and now he must win the Pirate of the Year award – or at least try to survive it. And he’s been done up like a kipper by Pirate Pete’s Pet shop and instead of being sold a proud-plumed parrot – he got Boris – a scrawny chicken. Can Blunders and Boris win the award and more importantly can they win the respect of the other, bigger, meaner pirates? Probably not but he’ll make us laugh, trying.