Now is your chance to own the very first Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only in a hardcover edition with all new illustrations! When our younger readers demanded a Bathroom Reader of their own, Uncle John put together this brain-boggling easy-to-read collection of facts, fads, quotes, history, science, origins, pop culture, mythology, humor, and more! Plus it's full of wacky and fun illustrations and Uncle John's famous running feet" - those fun and fascinating facts on the bottom of every page. Kids will read abouta?¦* Who was Dr. Seuss?* Baseball superstitions* The birth of The Simpsons* How carnival games are rigged* Dining on scorpions and tarantulas* Shocking truths about thunder and lightning* Disgusting bodily functions like ear wax and digestion ( and why they're important)* Uncle John's all-time favorite elephant joke: Q: How do you get an elephant up an oak tree? A: Plant an acorn underneath him and wait 50 years!? And much, much more!"