With hilarious stories and nutty pictures, the Tales from the Back Pew series offers kids a unique view of church. Enjoy plenty of giggles with your child — and learn fun, important truths about God, church, and the Bible. Walking the Plank to the Baptism Tank I’m getting baptized this Sunday, but I can’t swim! Pastor says not to worry because God is my lifeguard. I sure hope he’s on duty. With unique humor, Mike Thaler turns common church activities into fun and valuable time. He keeps kids laughing while introducing them to the love of God and encouraging them in their faith.