Woodchuck Martinis by Tammy Alward

Woodchuck Martinis

byTammy Alward

Kobo ebook | August 11, 2013

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If you find yourself swimming in the dating pool, Woodchuck Martinis will arm you with important skills such as:
1.Refocusing attention away from your fixation on a perceived physical “flaw” on a first date (like the fact that his back appears to be entirely covered with pubic hair) in order to evaluate the entire man.
2.Knowing when to put down the Ben & Jerry’s and just walk away as you stare at the phone, spoon in hand, willing it to ring awaiting his promised call days after the first time you’ve had sex with your new love interest.
3.Devising and executing the perfect revenge for a cheating husband and his home-wrecking, 20-something girlfriend utilizing available items such as strategically placed poison ivy, a skunk, and a doggie door.
4.Recognizing (and actually heeding) those pesky first-date red flags we all too often ignore when hopelessly lost in a sea of hormones.
5.Creating and implementing fool-proof date-ditching escape plans like (gasp!) being honest.
6.Avoiding the not-so-fool-proof date-ditching escape plans like sneaking out a window to avoid the proverbial Death by Boredom Syndrome.

Title:Woodchuck MartinisFormat:Kobo ebookPublished:August 11, 2013Publisher:Tammy AlwardLanguage:English

The following ISBNs are associated with this title:

ISBN - 10:1301100188

ISBN - 13:9781301100187


Rated 5 out of 5 by from Funny! I enjoyed this book very much, there are lots of laughs and even recipes for things that are made for girls nights! Can't go wrong if your looking for some light humor! especially for the price
Date published: 2014-03-10