Wrinkles, Waistlines, And Wet Pants: Improbable Scenarios Of The Not-so-rich And The Not-so-famous by Jeanne R KrausWrinkles, Waistlines, And Wet Pants: Improbable Scenarios Of The Not-so-rich And The Not-so-famous by Jeanne R Kraus

Wrinkles, Waistlines, And Wet Pants: Improbable Scenarios Of The Not-so-rich And The Not-so-famous

byJeanne R Kraus

Paperback | January 29, 2010

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Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants is an irreverent look at aging. Fashion, self -improvement and social etiquette are thrown out the window in this hilarious book that disregards good taste and dignity. The author disproves the theory that fifty is the new thirty with anecdotes, some of them actually true.

Existence after fifty, according to Jeanne Kraus, is fraught with peril from lifethreatening underwear to homeowners' associations. Lifestyle activities are recommended, along with full schedules of doctor visits. Humiliation lurks at every corner with shotgun makeup interventions, bodily function failures, and swiss cheese memory. Condom trees, risqué photos found in a laundry mound, and DNA-tainted ornaments all have their part in this series of incidents.

Jeanne includes advice for those aging ne'er do-wells who hope to make it to the pearly gates eventually. And even though this book will not change you in any way, there is something for everyone in Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants. Even self-help junkies will be delighted with the three insightful but useless surveys.

Wrinkles, Waistbands, and Wet Pants was wittily written by Jeanne Kraus, and illustrated by her sister, Diana Arneson, both having experienced wrinkles, expanding waistlines, and wet pants.

Jeanne R. Kraus is an educator and a reading specialist in an elementary school. She has been a lifelong writer and guest speaker. Jeanne attends numerous writers' conventions and conferences, continuing to work on her writing skills. Jeanne lives with her amazingly supportive husband, George, and beloved pets in Tamarac, Florida.Jeann...
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Title:Wrinkles, Waistlines, And Wet Pants: Improbable Scenarios Of The Not-so-rich And The Not-so-famousFormat:PaperbackDimensions:256 pages, 9 × 6 × 0.54 inPublished:January 29, 2010Publisher:IuniverseLanguage:English

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ISBN - 10:1450200850

ISBN - 13:9781450200851

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