In a PERFECT world where everyone DESTROYS everything and eats HUMAN FLESH, one ZOMBIE has had enough: BUCK BURGER. When he rebels at the natural DISORDER, his marriage starts DETERIORATING and a doctor prescribes him an ANTIDEPRESSANT. Buck meets a beautiful GREENHAIRED pharmacist fairy named FAIRY_26 and quickly becomes a pawn in a COLD WAR between zombies and SUPERNATURAL CREATURES. As Fairy_26 flies him between her treebranch apartment in FAIRYLAND and an aircraftcarrier PIRATE SHIP in a zombieinfested DYSTOPIA, Buck Burger struggles to make sense of it all and remain FAITHFUL to his OVERBEARING wife. Does 16yearold SPIRITUAL LEADER and pirate GUY BOY MAN make an appearance? Of course! Are there MINDCONTROLLING ALBINOS? Obviously! Is there hot ZOMBIEONFAIRY action? Maybe! WHY AREN'T YOU READING THIS YET?